Funny Sayings

Sumoon

I sometimes go to my own world, but thats ok they know me there.
It's only funny till someone gets hurt, then it's hilarios.
Please don't throw your cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroches are geting cancer.
Don't follow in my footsteps , I run into walls.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every miniute of it.
I am nobody,nobody's perrfict, there for I'm perrfict.
People say guns dont kill people, people kill people, but I think guns help. I mean if you just stood there and said BANG. I don't think you'll kill many people.
When life gives you lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons!
To keep an idot ocupies bring them to a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner.
People who say anythings possible haven't tried slamming a revolving door.
Your so boring, if you throw a boomarang it wouldn't come back to me.
last night, i lay in bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself" Where the hell is the ceiling!?"
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building and after 50 floors says "So far, so good!"
You cant have everything.....where would you put it?
You have the right to remain silent , anything you say will be misqouted and used aginst you.
Join the Army, Vist exotic places,Meet new people, then kill them.
You know the speed of light, so whats the speed of dark?
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
When everythings comming your way, your in the wrong lane!
The voices in my head dont like you.
"Are you REALLY going to rember to stop, drop , and roll when your on fire?"
Starlight,Starbright, where the fuck is mister right?
Some people are as good a slinkies...they're not good for anything and it's fun to see tem fall down stairs!
If at first you dont succed, sky diving is'nt for you!
The surest sign of intelligent life out there, is none of them have tried contacting us!
The computer beat me once at chess , but it was no match for me a kick-boxing.
Question Authority and when authority answers, say "is that so"
I always win, except for when i lose,but that doesnt count.

Sometimes i wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?", then it hits me!
When it rains on my party, I bust out the Slip 'n Slide!
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse get's the cheese
The truble with real life is that there's no backround music.
I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on a disk somewhere.
If at first you don't succeed , destroy all evidence that you tried.
If your not living on the edge, your taking up too much room.
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2.
Yo-yo: an object occasionaly up, but normally down( also see computer)
Beware of the letter ''G''. It's the end of everything.
I do vist reality, athough it's on a turist visa.
Don't play dumb with me, I always win.
People say violance isn't the answer. Well, they're right,violance is the question. The anwser is Hell Yes!!